Kermit Technology News Update:
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read:
"California archaeologists, after finding 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers"
One week later, The Winkler County News reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet behind the old burnt, Kilroy BBQ Cafe, now the home of kermitradio.com, Mark Nolte, a self-taught archaeologist, and his crew, Buck, Bear, D-Weasel, Bull, also a couple of guys with non-animal names, like Martin and Darren, all reported that he found absolutely nothing.
Mark must therefore conclude that 300 years ago, Kermit had already gone wireless".
Ker-mites are such a proud bunch.
